Hello, my name is Everett and I am stuck in a tower. There are many reasons why I am stuck in this old musty tower but I will get to those later. I got imprisoned here quite a while ago so it has been quite boring. Luckily I found this old computer under some 100 year old hay. I will be keeping a journal of my boring days in this building. "Come get you're fried frog legs!"
Oh, wait that is my master ... Everett Kenly signing off.