I think its the right time to tell you about my misfortunes.   
It all started when I was a king of Lavaca. I bet you're also wondering how a noble royal man would end up imprisoned well you have to listen to the rest of the story. "King knower, if you would like to attend the royal jousting match then I suppose you get ready real soon, sir"  My main servant reminded me as he went od to get my purple robe. However I lay back in my gold throne as relaxed as I could be. "please, sir, hurry up!" My servant cried getting my robe and shoes. And as I walked through the door to the tournament I... "I think my shoes need a good polishing, Everest!" Oh, that's my master again, maybe I can finish later...

Boy,frog legs are so delectable! I bet you're wondering how I put up with this food for 2,034 years well, it sort of grows on ya. Instead of just going on the computer all day I discovered a new hobby;drawing. Fortunetly,I am able to get some drawings on this blog. [SHOWN  BELOW]

    

Hello, my name is Everett and I am stuck in a tower. There are many reasons why I am stuck in this old musty tower but I will get to those later. I got imprisoned here quite a while ago so it has been quite boring. Luckily I found this old computer under some 100 year old hay. I will be keeping a journal of my boring days in this building. "Come get you're fried frog legs!"
Oh, wait that is my master ... Everett Kenly signing off.